Googlism... all the rage
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I got this bit o' wisdom from Marcia's Blog: Mixed Messages and thought I would try it out, right. After all, hers was funny, right?

I went to Googlism and typed in Gina for "Who". Apparently Googlism tells you what google thinks of you.

Here are my results:

gina is (pretty benign, right? Gina is nothing)
gina is pregnant (WHOA! WTF? Game is over!)

Alright.. alright. I shall go on and pluck out the best for you. Perhaps there were better, but I had no clue what some were referring to.

So the next group were all about porn. I was shocked (How did they find out?!)

gina is trying to **** her way into america
gina is being f***** by ben
gina is sucking (an annoying crowing bird) of her boyfriend
gina is rubbing the .... of her sister (I don't have a sister, I swear!)
gina is laying on the back and demonstrating her opened shaved (legs)

Ok, ENOUGH!!!! This was supposed to be fun, right?

gina is my bridesmaid (fat chance)
gina is hot (yeah baby!)
gina is the greatest (Heck yeah!)
gina is gorgeous (Getting even better!)

gina is fucking for a better life (Say WHAT?!)

gina is incredibly cute (Ok, Google, you're forgiven)

gina is the biggest fucking bitch ever (Says my mama, but she doesn't count)
gina is a silly dog (Um, ok)
gina is a miracle (correction NEEDS a miracle)

gina is responsible for recognizing a secure attention sequence (I'm sorry, what did you say? I wasn't paying attention)

gina is the barmaid at the aidensfield arms (it was a college gig)

gina is developing a clear sense of who she is and how to use her creative powers with the greatest efficiency (Hey, yah, I'll have to remember this one for my dad)

gina is brazilian (I wish! I do have a jungle on my legs though)

gina is gagged and the tickling continues (Who sold the video?!)
gina is not my lover (she's just a girl who thinks that I am the one.. but the kid is not my son)
gina is a naughty average girl (always a contradiction)
gina is the female version of the gino (I had my first operation at 18)
gina thinks she's destined for greatness (only in her sleep)

gina is an office manager for a church (but on the side she's naughty and average)
gina is a flexible (I'd have to be with everything I am doing)


- posted by Ginxy @ 4/20/2004 11:23:00 AM