I can't get this kid to poop in the potty
What's wrong with the potty? He knows how to go there.

If I catch him in the act, I tell him, "If you're pooping, go to the potty!" and he says, "No, I not *grunt* poopin'!!" Then proceeds to sing:

You know the muff man?
*grunt* the muff man,
The muff man

You *grunt* know the muff man?
Who leaves on hew-eee ayyn...


Well, if you've seen the "muff man", ask him if his kid is potty trained.

- posted by Ginxy @ 4/02/2004 08:20:00 AM