Would you buy him?
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Should I slap a warning label on this? Sure! Some sexually suggestive and delusional content to follow:
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My husband jokingly asked me where I could rent him out so he could make a few bucks. Something about my grandmother handing over a down payment on a house and telling me he's the best thing to happen to this family. *granny giggle*

He was joking, but am I?

I could be the new age of Heidi Fleiss! (Minus the jail time). I think there's something seriously lacking in the prostitute niche.

There are female prostitutes from the gold diggers, to the legals at the Mustang Ranch and in pornos, to the sneaky call girl types, to those poor souls on the streets. Then there are males, whom we also see on the streets and in porn (think Mark Walberg in Boogie Nights who was both), to the escort servants and the gold diggers sleeping with older women for gifts. I don't see a legal Mustang Ranch filled with men though.

What's missing? The man (and woman?) who gets called upon to fix things, clean things and take care of other 'needs' - and you wouldn't have to get all gussied up! Hire one of the Studbands and you can stay in your jogging pants with no make-up on, day #22 of bad hair and he wouldn't care. In fact, he may just tell you how good you look while cleaning your pipes.

I could start a rent a husband service that does more than carpentry. I could begin with the hub, but recruit others looking for a quick buck from a lonely wifey. They could perform all the husbandly duties and then some. He could clean the pipes, carry the load, swab the deck, lick the spoon.

He could be the surrogate hubster. Take out the trash, clean your pipes and happily kiss you good night. No whining included, no snoring, no bathroom stench, and not one finger touches the remote unless you ask for your buttons pushed.

Whatta ya say, girls?


- posted by Ginxy @ 4/15/2004 06:05:00 AM