He's going to be FWEE!
He's almost 3. I hate it. I don't want to let go of saying he's 2. I just think it's the perfect age for him.

He's so sassy and adorable. Full of it! He has a speech impediment - one I am sure will go away since I had the same one till I was 7 - Egads! My mother let it go that long!

Anywhooo... not only does he talk cute, but he has this...way.. of dealing with us. He's a brat :) And he can tell you off. You have no idea what he's just said, but you know it's not good.

He went thru a phase a few months ago where everything ended in "uh". I thought I was going to lose my mind! His favorite word in this world is daddy. He says daddy at least 40 times an hour, I kid you not! There's one daddy per minute, and double up on minutes he didn't speak the word at other times. Just sitting here typing this has proven my 40 an hour theory. If daddy is gone to work all day, he has to quadruple up on his daddy's when he gets home. So combine the uber daddy's and the uh's and I was going to buy special reinforced ear-muffs or lose my mind, whichever came first. Then there is the daddy trying to survive all of this, not realizing he is also driving me NUTS :

Daddy-uh, yes Jack? can you get me a dwank-uh? Sure Jack Daddy-uh. Yah? Daddy-uh. Yah?? Daddy-uh, where arwe you-uh? In here, Jack Daddy-uh. Yess? Daddy-uh Yesss? Daddy-uh I want a dwank-uh In a second, Jack, I'm coming Daddy-uh. Daddy-uh. Here's your drink, Jack NO DADDY-UH! I don't want a dwank-uh! *sigh* ok Jack Daddy-uh. Yes Jack Daddy-uh. What Jack?? Daddy-uh poopies in the POTTEEE-uh. That's goood Jack. NO daddy-uh, NOT GOOD. ok Daddy-uh. Mmm? Daddy-uh. MMmm??? What you doing-uh? nothing Jack Daddydaddydaddy-uh. Jackerjackerjacker-uh?? Daddy-uh. Jacker-uh Daddy-uh. Jacker-uh What Daddy-uh? Nothing Jacker-uh Daddy-uh. I want to watch-uh DINUH-taurs Wight NOW-uh Daddy-uh. Right NOW-uh! ok Jack Daddy-uh? Daddy-uh? DADDDDDY-UHHHH! Jacker-uh Daddy-uh Jacker-uh What Daddy-uh? Jacker-uh WHAT Daddy-uh. Daddy-uh Jacker-uh Daddy-uh Jacker-uh Daddy-uh Jacker-uh Daddy-uh Jacker-uh WHAT DADDY-UH???!! Nothin' Jack

His speech is getting better and thank the sweetness of Mother Earth he stopped with the Uh's. He still uses daddy twenty times more than normal children though.

He's got great little made up word for things too. Like the GamePuter. heh

Lordy he's a talker! We'll be out somewhere and someone will ask him a question and here's his response. (Get out your decoder ring)

Wellllll, my brudder wote me up dis MOAN-ing
and den he wen down da STAYwrs
an-dye wen down da STAYwrs
an-dye was down da staywrs
an-dye came down da staywrs
an-dye came down da staywrs
an-dye got some toes
an-dye pooT budd-airw on my toes
an my brudder Oddy had budd-airw on HIS toes too
an den my mama had budd-airw on whoo toes
an my brudder Tay-tay had budd-airw on hid toes
and my daddy no toes
an you have toes for bretfast too?
yahhh toes is goooood


Did you get all the way through? I can decode it for you if you like :)

- posted by Ginxy @ 6/20/2004 05:21:00 AM