I Bwoke My Peenie
My almost three-year-old just broke his shoulder on Sunday, so everything to him that's wrong is now "bwoke". He's got a cute little lisp and puts w's in everywhere.

Like, he bangs his head and says "I bwoke my bwain, mom!"

Anywhoo, he just stripped (again) and after apparently checking out his anatomy, he ran up to me and showed me the tip of his penis with the greatest concern on his face and says in a whine, "Mom, it's bwoke. I bwoke my peenie"

"No, sweetie, that's where you pee from. It's not broken."

"No MOM! I bwoke my peenith when I pee!"

- posted by Ginxy @ 6/11/2004 07:57:00 AM